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About Me Deviant Member David EllertMale/Canada Recent Activity
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I'm a Born Again Christian Bale

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I may be a xenophobic, homophobic, Oprahphobic, rascist, sexist, anti Semitic sadist with a rabid thirst for death and woe.... but at the end of the day, it's my fondness of flowers that really counts.
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  • Listening to: muffled moans from the closet
  • Reading: too far into everything
  • Watching: my back
  • Playing: with fire
  • Eating: time
  • Drinking: to excess
I'm a Born Again Christian Bale September 23, 2010 No Comments No Favourites
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  • Current Residence: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
  • Interests: rock'n'roll, cheese, flicks, urban development, politics, history, werewolves
  • Favourite movie: Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, An American Werewolf in London
  • Favourite band or musician: Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Tripping Daisy, Redd Kross, Rage Against the Machine
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock'n'Roll
  • Favourite artist: The Artist Formerly Known as Gary Larson
  • Favourite poet or writer: Nikolai Gogol
  • Favourite photographer: Bill Cobb
  • Favourite style of art: Perfect
  • Operating System: Various organs supported by nourishment and shelter
  • MP3 player of choice: A free one
  • Shell of choice: Unbleached pasta with edam cheese
  • Wallpaper of choice: Butterfly - free
  • Skin of choice: Soft
  • Favourite game: Tetris, all Sim City
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo
  • Favourite cartoon character: SpiderMan
  • Personal Quote: There's a little bit in all of us that wants to be the boss of us
  • Tools of the Trade: Herbs, Spices, Cheese, Byrds, MacGyver

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~KrynTheViking Aug 31, 2010
Hilarious writing. It's smart, profane, even a little blasphemous. And the spelling - impeccable! Keep up the good work!
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~CommuMist Mar 21, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Have you ever thought of writing fiction about a modern revolution? All extensively global and epic...
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~TheCommunistCat Mar 22, 2010
Yeah, I have. But I don't just want it to turn out to be compared to some sort of anti - Turner Diaries. And it seems like a fairly large undertaking. I have so many things on the go.

Completely unrelated note, ask Cameron to show you the picture I sent him from the anti - vegan site.
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~TheCommunistCat Apr 9, 2009
I'm hung like a painting of a Chinese junk.
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~TheCommunistCat Jan 14, 2009
I will be submitting something soon.... A short story about a group of violent rapist nuns from Belgium. Obviously, it is titled "Force of Habit."
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~QuietBitterBeing Mar 3, 2008
cheese! :heart:

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