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About Me Member Deviously Deviant David27/Male/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Nice legs. Shame about the face.

Fri Nov 20, 2009, 5:24 PM
Dear Diary,

I really hope this nasty strain of sexybitchitis leaves my system soon, 'cause I'm makin' all the girlies dizzy.

Word.

  • Listening to: A bitchin' air guitar solo
  • Reading: The shit I'm typing, obviously
  • Watching: The computer screen
  • Playing: A game of Fill-In-The-Blank
  • Eating: The soul of your dead pet
  • Drinking: Opium tea with a side of Tums

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
  • Interests: rock'n'roll, cheese, flicks, urban development, politics, history, werewolves
  • Favourite movie: Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, An American Werewolf in London
  • Favourite band or musician: Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Tripping Daisy, Redd Kross, Rage Against the Machine
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock'n'Roll
  • Favourite artist: The Artist Formerly Known as Gary Larson
  • Favourite poet or writer: Nikolai Gogol
  • Favourite photographer: Bill Cobb
  • Favourite style of art: Perfect
  • Operating System: Various organs supported by nourishment and shelter
  • MP3 player of choice: A free one
  • Shell of choice: Unbleached pasta with edam cheese
  • Wallpaper of choice: Butterfly - free
  • Skin of choice: Soft
  • Favourite game: Tetris, all Sim City
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo
  • Favourite cartoon character: SpiderMan
  • Personal Quote: There's a little bit in all of us that wants to be the boss of us
  • Tools of the Trade: Herbs, Spices, Cheese, Byrds, MacGyver

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Comments


:iconthecommunistcat:
I'm hung like a painting of a Chinese junk.
:iconthecommunistcat:
I will be submitting something soon.... A short story about a group of violent rapist nuns from Belgium. Obviously, it is titled "Force of Habit."
:iconquietbitterbeing:
cheese! :heart:

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